MilkToast Brands Offensive Crayons Political Edition - Provocative Gag Gift, Satirical Humor for Political Junkies, Perfect for Election Parties, Debates, and Activists

P*rn pack: Finally, a pack of crayons as dirty as your browser history. We’re bringing you all the excitement of tentacles, ASMR, and cat girls, but with none of the actual imagery that would turn on your step-sister Political edition: We remind you that both parties are the same, and your vote doesn’t matter unless you happen to control a Super PAC or are a lizard person. 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find OUR MONEY BACK (to be more sanitary than the harded socks in a teenage boy's bedroom or the hands of a politician) Not recommended for rectal use (or do it, but don't send us photos) Actually exists...unlike those hot singles in your area