Polished Gentleman Beard Growth and Thickening Shampoo and Conditioner - With Organic Beard Oil (236ml Respectable Beard)

MY GOOD MEN! The beards have come! Care for them with beard shampooo & conditioner containing my best beard oil! I declare your beard will look like a rabid mongoose no longer! I MUSTACHE YOU A QUESTION GOODMAN. Do you tire of owning 47 different types of beard balm, beard shaper and beard conditioner? Well, I have a solution better than that Trojan horse idea. YOU MAY OWN A BEARD BRUSH, BEARD COMB, BEARD BEANIE AND BEARD TRIMMER. These will give semblance of taming your hairy holiness, but I do declare Polished Gentleman will give perfection! STOP LOLLYGAGGING WITH YOUR FACE! Do you even know what's in your beard softener goodman? You don't have to be Steve Jobs to do the research. My organic formula will make your beard fuller than a landfill in Northern California! I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU ABOUT FACIAL HAIR GROWTH! Tea tree! Rosemary! Biotin! Aloe! Argan Oil! Peppermint Oil! Manuka Honey! Eucalyptus! I rest my case goodman! Makes a great Xmas present.