Boxing Day Poem Christmas Card

WE ARE ONE of the most successful humorous greetings card publishers in the UK, supplying the largest humour card offer across all Seasonal, Birthday and Captions designs. All our cards come with a suitably sized envelope. All of our cards are designed and manufactured in the UK and the environment will thank you for choosing Emotional Rescue. We use FSC Certified paper across our entire range. Our range is recyclable. VERSE …But first you must expel the beast And so you start to strain, You bite down on a piece of wood To take away the pain. But oh my god, it's bloody huge It's like you're giving birth! You sweat and push and swear and shake And Strain for all you're worth. And then that magic moment comes, That fills your soul with cheer, A turd the size of King Kong's arm Emerges from your rear. And like a bomb it hits the pan Thus lightening your mood, And making room inside your guts For lots more Christmas food! Have a great Christmas! Bring a smile with our fantastic cards this Christmas, all our greetings cards are printed on FSC Paper and come with a suitably sized envelope. Emotional Rescue was established before the ark (about 30 years ago) and we have been providing tip-top and tickety-boo cards ever since. Emotional Rescue cards are known for their 'iconic images' and 'unbeatable humour'. We have LOADS of successful ranges..We love what we do and we like to think we're pretty good at it!