Face Ache Nephew Birthday Card Smiley Face and Text About Silly Jokes, 5 x 9 inches

Emotional Rescue was established before the ark (about 30 years ago) and we have been providing tip-top and tickety-boo cards ever since. Emotional Rescue cards are known for their 'iconic images' and 'unbeatable humour'. We have LOADS of successful ranges..We love what we do and we like to think we're pretty good at it! All of our Birthday Cards are designed and manufactured in the UK and the environment will thank you for choosing Emotional Rescue. Our range is recyclable. The Birthday Card measures 5 x 9 inches and comes with a suitably sized envelope. The message inside reads... 1. Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: A fish. 2. Q. What to you call a sheep with no legs? A: A ball of wool 3. Q. What do Hippies do A: Hold your leggies on! 4. Q. How do you make an apple puff? A: Chase it around the Garden! 5. Q. How do shee kepp warm in winter? A: Double Grazing! 6. Q. What do you call a donkey with 3 legs? A: A wonky! 7 Q. What's the stupiest Animal in the Jungle? A: A polar Bear 8. Q. Wht's 12 long and jumps all ove rAustrailia? A: A Kanga ruler 9. Q. What's Green and lives in a cage? A: A canary that's not ripe yet! 10. Q. What's the fastest vegatable in the world? A: A runner bean! With lots of love on your Birthday We are one of the most successful humorous greetings card publishers in the UK, supplying the largest humour card offer across all Seasonal, Birthday and Captions designs. We use FSC certified paper throughout our whole range.