Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Spooky Dozen, Halloween Just Got Super Inappropriate, 48 Different Messages, Written By Professional Comedy Writers (12 Individually Wrapped Orange & Black

FRIGHTFULLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet, the fortunes are salty! Only Miss Fortunes can deliver a delightful treat with such a ghoulish trick. A GREAT PARTY STARTER: Get your party off to an uproarious start. Each Spooky Dozen comes with 12 sinister and cynical fortune cookies that are sure to provoke conversation, and very likely outrage. ORANGE AND BLACK FLAVORED COOKIES: The orange ones taste just like juicy oranges! The black ones taste just like the darkness in your soul! NOT FOR TRICK-OR-TREATERS!: Please do not pass these out to the kiddos unless you want to be fielding angry calls from neighbors. 48 DIFFERENT HALLOWEEN MESSAGES: If you find a repeat joke, we will let you egg the house of our quality control manager, Derek. 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat and attract zombies. PROUDLY MADE IN INDIANAPOLIS: The fortune cookie capital of Central Indiana.