Motherfaker: A hilarious and unputdownable debut novel about what to expect when you're not expecting!

HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO FOR A YEAR OFF WORK . . . ?'The comedy gold standard' - Stylist'This book will make you guffaw out loud' - Prima'It’s one that’s sure to have you laughing and crying in equal measures' - ExpressMeet Barri Brown.Respected teacher. Upstanding citizen of Guernsey. Down for a bit of law-breaking . . . Barri has spent years slaving away as a teacher and covering for colleagues with kids.When her husband vanishes - along with her savings - it’s the final straw. And so, she hatches a wild plan: fake a pregnancy and use the paid maternity leave to start over somewhere new. With seven foam bumps, a wardrobe full of smock dresses and a great pregnancy heist underway, all Barri has to do is blag it until she can disappear for good - without getting caught and being sent to prison for fraud.How hard could it be?On a small island like Guernsey, it’s a motherfaking nightmare. And to make matters worse, when Barri’s fake pregnancy forces her to make genuine connections with peopl