NobleWorks - Pack of 3 Humorous Love Day Greeting Cards w/Envelopes, Funny Paper Cut Letters Holiday for Men and Women (1 Designs, 3 Each) - Never Find Your Body Valentine's Day C2151VDG-C3x1

INSIDE GREETING: "...As Hot As I Do!" "Be my Valentine or ELSE!" COVER - They will never find your body... SIZE - Receive 3, regular sized notecards with 5x7 envelopes. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing. USE - The perfect, humorous cards for writing Valentine's Day wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Perfect for men and women. SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact! Who says February 14th has to be a sappy holiday? Give your boyfriend, husband, or future husband a Valentine's Day card that matches your funny gift for him! He fell in love with your sense of humor, so show him how sexy you still are.