Top 10 Dad Greetings Dad Birthday Card, For Your Birthday Card, the Top 10 Poo Jokes…., 6 x 7 inches

All of our Birthday Cards are designed and manufactured in the UK and the environment will thank you for choosing Emotional Rescue. Our range is recyclable. The Birthday Card measures , 6 x 7 inches inches and comes with a suitably sized envelope. "The message inside reads... 1. Doing a poo isn't my favourite hobby, but it's a solid number two. 2. What do you call a fairy inside the toiliet bowl? Stinkerbell 3. Why did the man take a dump during Birthday celebrations? He was a party pooper! 4. Why does tigger smell so bad? Because he spends too much time playing with pooh! 5. What's the worst ting about pooing with the door open? The other motorists seeing your bare bum! 6. What do you call a turd that can do magic tricks? The great poo-dini! 7. Did you hear about the Ed Sheran song about constipation? It never came out 8. What's the worst thing about a clown's turd? It smells funny! 9. What's brown and makes a sound like a bell? Dung! 10. Why did the baker's hands smell of turds? He kneaded a poo! With lots of love on your Birthday" We use FSC Certified paper across the entire range of Greetings Cards We are one of the most successful humorous greetings card publishers in the UK, supplying the largest humour card offer across all Seasonal, Birthday and Captions designs.